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Oh noooo, now I have this terrible song in my head 😱 😭

Fool's Garden - Lemon Tree

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Ok, one more lemon tea and then 🛏️

Today I planned my next project.

A glazed roast pork American-Style. For this I use a self made and a self made glaze. Am very excited! It starts on 09/15

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And what now ? It's 12:46 am and I do not want to go to bed yet 😶

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Ahhhhh i found one of my dad's old vinyl players that my grandma used after he moved out! I think i'm takin it back with me!

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[SHITTY ADMIN]: "You can't instance block just because of a few bad actors on an instance." *more "bad actors" join instance*

[PEOPLE WHO WANNA KEEP THIS A NICE PLACE]: "Then moderate your instance."

[SA]: "Well we can't force ppl to think just like us." *even more "bad actors" join instance*

[PWWKTANP]: "Well then suspend the "bad actors."

[SA]: "But that's censorship and we don't like that." *shitloads of "bad actors" join instance*

[PWWKTANP]: *blocks instance*

[SA]: *notices they are suddenly alone in Fediverse surrounded by nazis*

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“Gablins” is my favorite new term I’ve heard lately, coined by @ella_kane ...made me 😄...

I could not find my old header for Twitter 😭 So I had to make a new one. Unfortunately not as nice as the old one.

You really want to have a delicious BBQ in ? Here is the plan, have fun !!

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#iLikeMastodon because there's no limitation in API features and you can set up your own server with your own settings, if you want to.
As well as less (aka no ) advertising that you get from the owner.

All 45 US Presidents

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Strange, I fall more in love with voices and accents than with people's looks. Or is it not strange ? 🤔

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